I've always known that men and women are different but these differences are amplified after being married.

Example 1: Last night a lightning bug flew into the house and got caught in a spider's web by the front door.

My typical reaction: Get upset that a bug flew into the house, proceed to either stomp on or vacuum up web, spider, and lightning bug.  Empty vacuum immediately.

Husband's actual reaction: Exclaims "Oh cool!"  Sits in front of door for next hour watching spider spin up bug in web.  Opens the door, lets a second bug fly in, then patiently watches for another hour until both bugs are devoured.

Example 2: The sniff test. 

Yet another discovery on my path to learning just how the male gender is kinda gross.